How cold is it?

[Kurt Barlow]

Why, it's so cold that I saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets.  Hey-ooooo!


As most of the nation battles sub-zero temps and record snowfall, "experts" warn that hundreds of thousands of deaths are coming from... global warming:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/22/experts-warn-hundreds-of-thousands-of-deaths-from-global-warming-as-frigid-weather-grips-the-country/

Meanwhile, 1500 private jests have descended on orgy-central, er Davos Switzerland for the now annual global warming summit:
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/22/1500-private-jets-descend-on-davos-carrying-globalist-elite-for-climate-talks/

Not to be outdone in the realm of stupid....
https://news.grabien.com/story-ocasio-cortez-millennials-were-world-going-end-12-years-if-w

And now some actual facts:
https://richthomasweathernetwork.com/2019/01/22/another-storm-system-more-cold-air-ahead-tuesday-video/

[Warpig]

You slipped the word 'jests' in for 'jets' and it didn't affect the meaning at all.

[Kurt Barlow]

Oops?

"It's a jest?"

[Warpig]

It's no jest.

[Kurt Barlow]

You know, it ain't easy finding pictures of Sped the Hunchback....

Just saying.

[Warpig]

That's probably a good thing.